Are you single this Valentine’s Day? If yes, how is the anxiety coming along? Any painful memories rocking to the fore, reminding you of why you miss out on celebrating this loved-up day?
Those who are forever alone – and pride themselves for it – have descended upon Twitter with a range of reasons. Reasons they are still single.
And boy, the sadness is palpable. But it’s equally hilarious.
— Andrew Martinez (@AJamesMartini) February 8, 2018
— Tabetha Wallace (@TabethaWatching) February 8, 2018
— Moe👑 (@MahoganyANT) February 8, 2018
— YoshiLove (@yolsilis) February 8, 2018
— Carly Williams (@Carlyw_333) February 8, 2018
— Mandisa (@mandisaofficial) February 8, 2018
Apparently you have to talk to people and go outside in order to date… #WhyImSingle
— Sandra Montalvo (@Sandropeta331) February 8, 2018
Me: I want a bf.
Guy: Hey are you free this weekend?
Me, in bed by 8 PM with a book:
I’m SO busy!#WhyImSingle
— Rachel Crowder (@RachelKayTutor) February 8, 2018
— GreatLegaspi (@GreatLegaspi) February 8, 2018
I eat Doritos too loudly. #WhyImSingle
— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) February 8, 2018
Hahahaha. Can’t-stop-laughing. Sorry, singletons. The struggle is real. But hey, at least you aren’t alone in your misery. There are so many people who will be spending the day tucked into bed, wallowing in their sadness, eating chips, and…Okay, I will stop now.